Posts tagged ‘Politics’

July 31, 2012

Who let those dogs out and why aren’t they in Yet?!!!

by Khanum

My mind – that is not easily taken to the heights of temper – is boiling mad right now! Nonetheless its my own self slowly dissolving into this anger of not being able to do anything for the humans, the Muslims being hunt down in Burma. Atrocious, dirt, insanity, rage , crippled , disdained, shot down , cursed! what not am I feeling !!! I have been watching , observing, tolerating , sulking , cursing and just cursing in heart the massacre that is just not coming to an end! I have been watching all this in hope – and what hope? Was it just a pep talk given by me to my ownself each day or this was the height of my being insensitive to all this ? I have seen people shouting where is humanity lost. And I am a part of this society this hypocrite system – mind you! I admit I am !! But even still, I saw Writers , writing , commentators commenting, newscasters : informing!! They all doing their job , but that’s it ? done ? Oh wow! So now we are just narrowed down to play our social roles and professional roles and done?! Wonder is it to satisfy our ownselves to flee the guilt that we may feel in case if we don’t get up and get it out of our systems like I am just doing or is it because We are really messed up beings having no power but the power of writing, again like I am doing !!! There are people raising voices at social networking sites.Twitter, facebook, this book that book! You name is and there you have it. Hashtags used to make the phrase STOP KILLINGS MUSLIMS IN BURMA appearant enough and then again the next moment all calm, all passion for the Muslims rescue curbed down!

This is not just a test for those Muslims being burned down, cut down hunt down in Burma. This is our damn test as well. And Its getting heavier and heavier and choking day by day on and On! Try leave asking for your self and pray just for those innocents in each prayer, do you have the heart to do that ? You need self hatred for that first– self hatred for always bloody being damn concerned over your own life your own demands. And do not dare raise a finger on God here. He didn’t make you healthy and wealthy just to dance about in the world or totally lost logic and start killing in the name of so called damn self created religion.

This is our own created mess.

When I couldn’t control the anger boiling inside, I put a damn short status on facebook hell , “Where the heck is UN, and NATO now” and there came a flood of answers shouting HUMANITY IS DEAD! MUSLIMS ARE DEAD. MUSLIM NATIONS ARE DEAD!

DEAD? what the heck am I doing here then ?? why the heck all those handful of people shedding tears for them ? Why am I concerned over who let those dogs out and why aren’t they bloody in yet for killing thousands of innocent humans. That can’t be all for the citizens of this Universe. There has to be more. the humans who have no concern for humanity – their own humanity to be specific – I am just saying , WE ! COLLECTIVELY AS MUSLIMS – that goes out to the Arabs wearing silk gowns , sitting on leathered chairs, The Not so respected Leaders of Muslim states all over the world, The crap organisations where they sit like dummies just worried over HOW TO PUT SANCTIONS over Iranian Nuclear Program, How to win Olympics 2012 this year, how to bloody win that oil tank, The selfish – hypocrite and self obsessed people that unfortunately lead us, You guys! have failed to curb down this situation. And we are letting u do so. Shame on US!

As if the blood of Palestinians wasn’t enough…..

February 3, 2011

Barking Dogs never bite!

by Khanum



Whenever a barking dog gives me a fright, my mother’s words always comfort me: “Don’t be scared darling! Barking dogs never bite”.  So even today she said to me the same thing. However this time, for nearly half an hour, I tried to figure out the reason behind it. I was troubled with the notion. How come they cannot bite?  So like a keen student studying her subject of worry, I concentrated hard on my subject. There is probably some health reason. But since, even they too have doctors and they can be treated at hospitals for their illness so this idea is absurd. I went through the whole encyclopedia on dogs but nowhere could I find the answer to my question. Finally, I went for “Public survey” and it was conducted at my own University. WOAALA!!! Where there is a will, there is always a way.  My survey was a success and the results were beyond my expectations. I was enlightened with some mind blowing facts. Though I did not get the reason of their behavior but whatever the information I got, helped me understand a dog’s nature, its temperament and moral fiber. And I finally understood, what is meant by the saying, “barking dogs never bite”.  You see! Dogs belong to different races. Every race is noteworthy. The dogs belonging to the finest race are very faithful. Their actions reflect their loyal nature. For they not only bark but also bite to defend the honor of their masters. We recognize them as the natural guard dogs. Such was the dog of the People of the cave. For three hundred years, the loyal dog remained with his masters and sat at the gate, silently. Today, however, there is one particular extraterrestrial race that is worth mentioning. It is without a shred of doubt the most truly wicked race. I name them (on public demand) as the race of corrupt Politicians. Who: establish commonness among themselves by sticking to their policy of “never ending barking”. According to public opinion they are increasing day by day in Third World Countries but in Pakistan, this class of barking dogs has emerged as a serious problem and continues to prevail as a threat. They even appear on TV. Honestly speaking, they are quite appealing to criticize. We see them in many colors, in many masks. The striking feature of their being is that unlike loyal dogs, they lack morality. They walk on two legs, dine at 5 stars, and cover themselves with clothes and dress like gentlemen. Some of them are bald while others dye hair for screen beauty. Nevertheless, their so low doggy manners can still be recognized. Whenever we accept them for a little good, their actions provide evidence of their disloyalty. They are humans’ alleged best friends. Who, when needed never help. Ironically speaking, they are the leaders. Who, when looked-for never lead. But still the dilemma remains. Why do barking dogs never bite?  They are indisputably not made in China nor are they truly devoted “peacemakers”. Whatever the explanation could be, whether medical, political, social or personal. I guess it’s in their own interesst, as barking doesn’t cost them a penny, but biting someone can really make them to pay. And Of course we, the public know it well, who pays and who flees away . But what if some of the dogs get dangerous and start biting? Serious injury includes broken bones, severe cuts, suicides, load shedding and  economic failure. What should you do if you are faced with such a dog? My advice; Don`t run – stand still, always remember dog is not a human – he is a dog and will think and behave like a dog, so treat him like a dog.

February 3, 2011

Hello world!

by Khanum

So Here  I am, finally! after days and days of thinking and debating with myself whether I should go for a blog or  nothing, Here I landed!

The good news is, I have a very strong opening to my blog. I know what I just want to say. And, well here comes the bad part! It would be like shouting out loud in a cyber world with absolutely no assurance, that my genesis (and sometimes as you will experience my frustration) would be Heard! But no worries! as long as word press is giving me freedom to write , I WILL WRITE!

Acha tow where was I ? Ah yes, My strong opening word!

TO HELL WITH YOU ALL (Politicians) !!!! From Bush to Zardari. and why am I saying this here?


Because nobody wouldn’t let me say it in the national newspaper in clear plain words. 😀 In case you are wondering who the hell is this person? Male or female, you can find out later. Let’s focus on the main details.

I am a very talented, and Mind you, very multi-talented  but a crushed POST GRAD citizen of  a banana republic.. And as you will read and grow with me in the coming days, You’ll find out why I said ‘Talented’ and ‘crushed’ at the same time.

If I had started this blog earlier, back in july last year I would have probably given it the title of DEPRESSIONS AND CONFESSIONS OF A POST GRAD CITIZEN but alot of things have changed since then. I have changed since then. Now the depressions are converted into aggressive actions. (and I swear to God, I haven’t murdered anyone or looted a bank like american kids do in movies. In case FBI is monitoring this blog) so now the bottom line is.

I have decided to go with a BAckup plan.

And that is,…….

To lash every politician living on earth. 😀

AndWAIT!  don’t panic. No need to even call FBI. (Though I know they must be monitoring this paragraph as well ) Let me explain first!

It is just a dream of mine. 🙂 To personally meet each one of them rascals and give them a good beating on their suited bottom. 🙂 See! no drone attacks involved. Did I say drone attacks ? No! because I am an educated and sane person.

Ah but such a dream! a dream shared with billions all over the world. Until I become the President myself  of My beloved and  beautiful and tired-of-Zardari-Reign Country (now you know where I live ;))I can’t possible bring revolution to the world and fulfill my dream of starting ‘Let’s start lashing Bush and more George Bushes to come club’.

So the blog is the only possible way of letting the world know Why I say What I feel and why I feel what I say.

So the brand new title is, though I almost pyook every time I say it’s frist word, I must continue with it.

“ZARDARI, USA, and other Disasters in my Fabulous Life’



Being a citizen of Pakistan is really no pain. Honestly, but what pains and puts strain on the delicate shoulders of its citizens is Mr. Zardari a.k.a Tarkari and Politicians just like him.

Now before I started the blog I was asking myself questions like, what’s there that I kan write to  the world about my country about my people and not have them repelled. Cause you see, being a Pakistani ultimately gives you this super fantastic spot of attention upon which every eye of the world is ogling. BBC, CNN, FOX NEWS, ALJAZEERAH and blah blah blah. Every major news channel just ripping you apart the moment something happens in my land. but you know, every coin has two sides. Every picture has two sides. Every human have two sides. Just like the universe. Remember, Parallel  universe exists ? So why only ogle at one picture?

There’s so much more to it. So much more. And I may not be the centre of every blogger’s attention at this platform, this wordpress! yes! This much I kan tell. This wordpress will surely remember me as a blogger who blogged for not only its people but for the world–for them to know –and become better in judgement!

Stay tuned!